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heliotrooper:

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

(Source: moosekleenex, via tampontampoff)

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

(via 314eater)

sherkhanlock:

dizzydicks:

omgbuglen:

An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.

but imagine, you are sitting all alone in this thing with a cat or something, and suddenly a bomb comes and the world is literally destroyed. But for some reason, your bubble isn’t. So then radioactive zombies and stuff and it’s just a cat, you, and your bubble against a million zombies.

there are two kinds of people

(via castiel-you-giraffe)

icythings:

this is what it’s like being at school way later than usual

(Source: micoovav, via zackisontumblr)

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

(via bands-in-the-tardis)

tinawarriorprincess:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

This is a wonderful invention, but the man in the picture is one of the testers. He is not the inventor. The inventor was an Israeli woman named Debby Elnatan who developed this with an Irish company for her son.

(via theglowcloudhasmovedon)

lord-kitschener:

raven-waves:

J.R.R. Tolkien

"That bloke who wrote them books about those hobbit things was a top lad"

—thegingerlow

(Source: gunmetalskies, via ibelieve-inall-things-riddikulus)

candiedrust:

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

I would like a statistic on how many people received hate for believing that hate wont end hate

(Source: proteinandtreadmills, via virginiacountryboy)

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

(via bands-in-the-tardis)

angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

(Source: jumpingjaverts, via bands-in-the-tardis)

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

(via pizza)

why Castiel had a beard in Purgatory and Dean did not

caswouldratherbehere:

sentirlanada:

 “Well, it’s because he’s an angel, and all of his badass angel powers were congregating into his hair follicles because of the intense pressure of the atmosphere in Purgatory,”

Misha Collins

 

 ”The answer I got from the writers was ‘Dean has knives,’”

Jensen Ackles

 

(x)

I’m just going to stop and appreciate the fact that Jensen asked.

(via uncontrolledexperiment)

toospookyloki:

aisleofmisfittoys:

hetaliagirl104:

supercoolnothing:

hope-laughter-love:

thepurloinedwords:

vklivelifeasitcomes:

mylifeaswolfie:

currycoaster:

fuckyeahimanawesomebitch:

ohshietitsmarilet:


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MIND BLOWN.

What if people who have “near death” experiences are stillborn children? D:
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Whoa.

And what if hallucinations were memories from a past life?

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What if dreams are our memories from past lives? O_O

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What if Déjà vu is a past life experience that we relive for a moment? O_o

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This post has fucked my mind more than any other post I have ever seen on Tumblr… Seriously you guys. Fucking. Seriously. D:

I’ve always liked the idea of rebirth, it makes everything seem more connected, one big cycle

Dude…

wow

oh my gosh. brendon. no. i love you

Holy shit, what if you’re crying when you’re born cause you didn’t want to die from your last life?

STOP ADDING THINGS. I’M GOING TO CRY

I was born with my eyes wide open and I didn’t cry…what does that mean? It was a surprise or something?

STAHP NO MORE

maybe you were actually happy because your life was shitty?

(Source: tumblrisforlulz, via alexander-novak)

solluxey:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

single and ready to flamingle 

(via michaxl)