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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via fake-mermaid)

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

(via dalekinthedungeon)

blueveinsandkitkats:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

Do some of them realize that quote is from spongebob

(via jonathangriff)

http://bisexualrupertgiles.tumblr.com/post/97571945208/madvocate-psychoticcommie-in-case-anyones

madvocate:

psychoticcommie:

in case anyone’s wondering why you shouldn’t wear straight jackets for halloween:

  • straight jackets are symbols of the oppression of the mentally ill, they are the embodiment of centuries of violent ableism
  • when people were put into straight jackets they…

hi-im-a-fallen-angel:

all-hail-the-prophet-chuck:

badwolfftw:

joanne-fallen-angel-of-bacon:

crowley-for-king:

jayndmitri:

Brother: So Misha Collins is a carpenter?

Me: Yeah.

Brother: And he’s all about like peace and shit.

Me:….well yeah.

Brother: beloved by millions?

Me: Yeah.

Brother: So he’s Jesus?

Me:

Brother:

Me:

Brother:

Me: Son of a bitch.

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HOLY SHIT 

Well… PRAISE THE LORD

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doesnt westboro baptist church think misha is the antichrist?

(Source: shortbreadholmes, via dalekinthedungeon)

makorraforevafangirl:

avatar-fanatics:

YES YES YES YES YES
1 THOUSAND TIME YES

40 MILLION TIMES + MY SOUL YES

(Source: ninepointeight, via semicolonoscopies)

tardisandcinnamon:

jeremyandscarlett:

until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning

Ellie, I’m disappointed in you, you left out the best part. The reason they took it out in 1979 was because, to protest it, a shitton of people actually did. They’d get calls upon calls upon calls with “I can’t come in today, I’m feeling pretty gay”

(Source: romanovah, via fullmetal-dipshit)

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

(via zombres)

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Source: 10000bc, via piercethatbitch)