January 2012
1 post
December 2011
4 posts
fuckin quarter life crisis is starting a year early.
wasn’t i supposed to have figured out what i was going to do with my life by now? fuckity shit balls.
“Barack Obama says that as the father of two daughters, he wants the government...”
– Katha Pollitt on the HHS overruling the FDA on Plan B access. (via jessicavalenti)
A(n)nals of Online Dating: Magic is everywhere in... →
annalsofonlinedating:
What I’m doing with my life: going to nursing school. i love helping people because i feel like ive hurt so many in the past. this is my way of giving back.
I’m really good at: sneaking pills from work/not getting in trouble for it!! (not that i haven’t learned many lessons the hard way in…
November 2011
1 post
Sad post is sad
I went to trivia for the first time in forever last night. I don’t think I can go to mellow anymore. I have too many happy memories from that place. Being there reminds me of everything that I’ve lost. Not that I miss being in a relationship, or my ex…I just miss being there, with that group of people. It also makes me miss someone that I would just prefer not to think about. It...
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
1 post
3 tags
August 2011
1 post
Fact
Horrible text messages does not equal cheating.
It equates with making a bad and stupid decision.
If I had fucked another guy I would have owned up it. Just like how I’m owning up to sending those texts and taking responsibility for it. Was it shitty? Absolutely. Do I feel terrible for hurting someone? Absolutely. Did I fuck anyone else before my relationship ended? Absolutely not.
There...
June 2011
2 posts
ultimate law and order: svu drinking game
Definitely doing this on Sunday!
Take a drink if/when:
The victim is found by joggers, garbage collectors, or a couple fighting.
Someone from SVU asks someone from Homicide “Why’d you call us?”
Warner points out the victim has ligature marks or petechial hemorrhaging, or says the COD was a subdural hematoma.
The victim was a student at Hudson University.
They interview a sex offender on...
April 2011
2 posts
someone posted on facebook about their grandmother dying and then said mom, you are not aloud to leave me.
is it wrong that the second thing i thought was *allowed?
A(n)nals of Online Dating: I'm pretty busy too,... →
annalsofonlinedating:
hi there how’s it going? This maybe a long shot but i’ll ask anyways. how do you feel about being eaten out with no reciprocation required on your part. Just lie back and enjoy. Don’t mean to offend you or anything I’m just way too busy to date and that’s something I enjoy doing?
…
March 2011
2 posts
so restless
December 2010
1 post
I’m sorry I’m such a terrible tumblr friend. I kind of find this sort of thing a little too self indulgent and revealing though. I suppose that’s a large reason why I don’t write all that often.
I keep having an inner battle as to what I want to do with my life. It’s rather annoying.
I hope everyone has a fantastic new year!
November 2010
1 post
Sometimes your life doesn’t turn out like you thought it would.
I don’t think I can adequately express how disappointing that is.
October 2010
1 post
I hate my job so much.
I love my new place. I’m not completely unpacked yet. Ikea today with Pat. Yay!
That is all.
September 2010
4 posts
I have something in the works, and I think it’s something I can see myself doing and being happy with as a career choice.
Details when everything is final…
how did i go from being so sure of everything to being sure of absolutely nothing?
this is so frustrating
30
Who are you?
I’m not entirely sure. After all, I’m only 23 (at the end of this month).
The one thing I do know for sure: I am fabulous and meant to do wonderful things.
29
In this past month, what have you learned?
MAKE A FUCKING BACK UP PLAN!
that is all.
August 2010
23 posts
Days 25-27
25 - What can be found in my bag: wallet, keys, cell phone, sunnies, pens, a sharpie, receipts, and a tube of aquaphor. I keep it simple.
26 - What do you think about your friends: Well considering I have so few I think that’s a testament to them and their awesomeness. I mean I’m judgmental and picky. I don’t just go around and make friends with anyone.
27 - Why are you doing...
Day 24
Dear Mom and Dad,
There really isn’t much I need to say in letter format. I talk to you every day so what more is there to say? Also I have you both immortalized on my body, I think that about sums up how I feel for you guys.
One thing I would probably never tell you though because you already know…you guys took some big risks that didn’t work out. That was really fucking...
Days 22 & 23
22: What makes you different from everybody else?
I like to think my fiery Sicilian attitude makes me different from everyone else. But then again, there are a lot of Sicilians out there so really, it doesn’t make me all that different. I would like to think I’m some ~precious flower~ that stands out, but really aren’t we all the same?
23: Something you crave a lot
Baked...
19 & 20
19. Nicknames:
Al - My sister’s nickname is Laur. We are Laur & Al.
Albie - I used to work at Barnie’s with this fantastic gay man named Derrick (actually now that I think about it, he’s a lot like you Tyler. Only a little less loud. But equally as flamboyant and fabulous). For god knows what reason he would call me Albert. Then the crazy girl we worked with, Kirsten,...
17 & 18
Someone I would like to switch lives with: Any actress really (A list not gutter trash like lilo). I would like to see what a work day entails for them. I’m sure it’s not all fun and easy like we think. Also, I would love to flip off a paparazzi.
Plans/dreams/goals: Well those have changed slightly in recent weeks. The only real goal I have is to get the fuck out of Florida and make...
15
Shuffle iTunes, first 10 songs:
1. Lady Gaga - I Like it Rough
2. Against Me! - How Low
3. Yelle - Mal Poli
4. Minus the Bear - The Thief
5. Minus the Bear - I’m Totally Not Down with Rob’s Alien
6. Kate Nash - Mouthwash
7. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Y Control (One of my most favorite songs of all time. Ever.)
8. White Stripes - Little Acorns
9. Amy WInehouse - You Know I’m No...
13
Letter to someone who has hurt you recently:
Dear Universe,
I’d like to take this opportunity to say thanks for shitting on my life. This month has been one giant suck fest. I would think that making my hopes and dreams die, a car accident, and the possibility of Pat being forced out of his brand new home solely because I can’t move in would be enough to satisfy your evil desires. So...
12
How I found out about tumblr and why I started one:
I think I found tumblr with my stumble upon button. I don’t quite remember. I started one because I used livejournal in high school and my blog on myspace…so I thought I would use this. Turns out I only blog when I’m bored/lonely/anti social haha. I pretty much stopped blogging when I started hanging out with my arh girls...
9 & 10
Something you’re proud of in the past few days: nothing…tres pathetique
I don’t really have particular go to songs for a particular emotion, so day 10 doesn’t really apply to me. I’ll give my best guess though. Songs you listen to when you’re:
Happy: anything by Against Me or Minus the Bear
Sad: Brand New’s album The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me
Bored: The...
8
Short term goals for this month and why:
Sort out my life because it is a fucking mess.
7: Photo of someone/something that changed your...
I happen to have 2:
I can’t say for sure when, but at a very young age I must have watched some sort of discovery channel thing on the pyramids, I was hooked and told my parents I was going to be an Egyptologist when I grew up. Thanks Zaho, for crushing my dreams on that one. Speaking of Zaho:
If it wasn’t for taking Art History I with that crazy infectious woman I probably would...
6: Favorite Super Hero
I would have put down Cyclops until Candace showed me the light. My favorite super hero is Psylocke. I’ve always craved the ability to blow shit up just by looking at it such as people walking slowly in front of me, cars that do stupid shit while driving, etc. Psylocke has telepathy, telekinesis, and is a bad ass ninja. Needless to say I would for sure be a villain. I would use my powers for...
4
A habit I wish I did not have….hhhhmmmm
probably worrying way to much about everything.
2
explain my username:
lack of creativity. i didn’t really give a shit about thinking of something cute-sy .
dissociative identity
My uncle should probably be getting back to me today/tomorrow about whether he will or won’t cosign. I feel like 2 completely different people right now. Person 1 is crazy and ambitious, willing to leave behind her family/boyfriend/friends to make her life goals a reality. Person 2 is scared to do all that and ok with staying because it’s safe and comfortable. She also is really...
jumping on the bandwagon
I got that piece of cake from the Bubble Room in Sanibel Island. I said damn this cake is almost as big as my head. Hence the photo. On to the 15 facts!
1. I have a crazy temper and will probably have high blood pressure when I’m older. I like to think it makes me a little more interesting
2. Tom Hardy’s (Inception) lips drive me absolutely insane…in a good naughty way.
3....
July 2010
5 posts
things are getting interesting
I only have one more person who could potentially cosign for me. If that doesn’t work…well then shit. I don’t know.
I’m ready to pass out. I woke up at 10 today…it’s 10:03 right now. what the hell?
Sometimes I think that I am genuinely crazy and there is something wrong with my thought process. That is never, ever fun. Some things make complete and total sense to me and seem fairly logical, so I don’t get why people don’t agree. I mean I guess that’s the beauty of ~individuality~ Whatever.
You know what’s hilarious? I applied for a student loan to pay off the rest of...
I met an LA hater on ontd currently living in LA.
Granted, her experience really wasn’t all that great but it still scares me none the less. What if I absolutely hate it. I try to look on the bright side and think oh well I can just move to New York or something. But I’m leaning towards trying to work on costuming for film. Most films are made in LA. Crickey. I guess I will cross that...