Alison Rose

ultimate law and order: svu drinking game

Definitely doing this on Sunday!

Take a drink if/when:

• The victim is found by joggers, garbage collectors, or a couple fighting.


• Someone from SVU asks someone from Homicide “Why’d you call us?”


• Warner points out the victim has ligature marks or petechial hemorrhaging, or says the COD was a subdural hematoma.


• The victim was a student at Hudson University.


• They interview a sex offender on parole working at a fish market or shipyard.


• Anyone from SVU goes undercover.


• A dead girl’s father gets offended when he’s asked for a DNA sample.


• A teenager uses archaic slang when talking about sex.


• Stabler grumbles “He lawyered up.”


• A defense attorney says “We’re done here.”


• The defense attorney is Trevor Langan.


• Someone tells the detectives to “go do your job.”


• Fin says he’s going to beat the perp’s ass.


• Stabler slams a suspect into the window grate.


• Someone asks Stabler if he has kids.


• Benson mentions she’s a child of rape.


• Post-“Undercover”: Benson mentions she was sexually assaulted.


• Anyone from SVU fails to understand the concept of bisexuality.


• Cragen threatens to pull someone from the case.


• Finish the bottle if he actually follows through.


• Someone interrupts an interrogation with a shocking discovery.


• The FBI shows up to claim jurisdictional authority.


• Cabot or Novak says “I can’t get a warrant for a fishing expedition.”


• Cabot says the word “jurisprudence.”


• IAB gets involved. (Two drinks if Stabler calls them the “rat squad.”)


• The real perp turns out to be the first person they interviewed.


• You recognize a guest star from playing a totally different character on an earlier season.


• You recognize a guest star because they’re way more famous now than they were when they shot that episode.


• The Special Guest Star is Shirley Knight or Hayden Panettiere.


• Anyone from Modern Family shows up.


• A famous comedian plays a psychopath.


• A Broadway actress plays a prostitute.


• Kathy or Maureen Stabler makes an appearance. (Double drink if it’s Kathleen, Elizabeth, or Dickie Richard.)