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Letter to someone who has hurt you recently:
Dear Universe,
I’d like to take this opportunity to say thanks for shitting on my life. This month has been one giant suck fest. I would think that making my hopes and dreams die, a car accident, and the possibility of Pat being forced out of his brand new home solely because I can’t move in would be enough to satisfy your evil desires. So please let me get this promotion at work that I desperately need. If not, I might jump off the Bank of America building (kidding…-ish?) or start turning tricks.
Sincerely,
Alison
